Wow, I haven't posted in here in ages.

This is my favourite smiley: .  He's the WTF? smiley.

Keep on questioning the world, man.  Keep on being a confused little son of a ditch.

And that, my friends, is all I can think of to say.

"L" is for Life.  "S" is for Sucks.

*grumble grumble*

I hate school.  Today I'm in sort of a pessimistic, misanthropic mood.  *HISS!*

There are two kinds of pessimists: ones who are entertaining and ones who are depressing.  Let's all be the first kind.  They do more drugs.  WEEEEEEEEE!  Just kidding.

|S|T|U|P|I|D|I|T|Y|
                                                my anti-drug

Sponser'd buy Idyots Agenst Droogs

Once I ate a pigeon.  Speaking of pigeon, I suggest you all download Poisoning Pigeons in the Park by Tom Lehrer.

Let's all go to a PETA barbecue!

I have discovered Xanga smileys.  It has inspired me to compose a literary masterpiece.

Once upon a time, there was man named .  He lived in the land of , where everyone was a solitary head.  But one day,  was banished from the land of  and found himself feeling .  However,  decided to move on with his life and ended up in the land of .  This land had less confused heads, and  was finally happy.  In fact, he fell in  with a .  And they did lots of .  The end.

Wow.  I have lost 2 IQ points from writing that.  The annals of history will remember me for this work.  YES.  *kicks annals of history*  REMEMBER ME, DAMMIT!